Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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