Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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