Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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