i don't like sucking hair
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
We don't watch enough power rangers
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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