her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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