Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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