i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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