okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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