Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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