What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
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