drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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