Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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