Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
Randomize