ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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