I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Randomize
