I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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