My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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