I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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