38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
smell my finger.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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