how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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