He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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