i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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