You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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