Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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