at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
My vagina just recognized that song.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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