Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
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