My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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