Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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