You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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