that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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