Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
i think im in europe. pls send help
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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