this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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