Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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