Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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