I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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