So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
