hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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