rhymes with "ouble enetration"
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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