He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I think your dad took our porno
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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