More tranny stories later!
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
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