After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I'm both gender and math confused
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