This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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