He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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