It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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