I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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