I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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