I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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