I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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