I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
time to smoke my breakfast
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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