Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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