ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
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