i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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