This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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