After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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